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Feb 18, 20237 min read

Guardiola’s ‘gunner’ win the League…again!

Pep Guardiola’s perennially fruitless trek to Tottenham – the one where City perform their Eurovision Song Contest impersonation of ‘nil...

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Jan 23, 20234 min read

Pep’s winning the wars in spite of VAR

Hate is such a definitive term, an all encompassing emotion with no leeway for misinterpretation, no turning back from a position of...

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Jan 19, 20236 min read

City lost but nobody died at the Etihad

The legendary Bill Shankly is accredited as saying: “Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don’t like that...

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Jan 17, 20236 min read

Yellow is the new red for Pep’s sky blues

The ‘Magic of the FA Cup’ lost its lustre for Manchester City when a dyslexic Altrincham fan performed a bemusing two-card trick and made...

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Jan 7, 20234 min read

Blimey – Slimy Riley wants ‘respect’

'Cut off the head of the snake' is an idiom in which you remove the most dangerous opponent first, thereby nullifying the leader so other...

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Jan 5, 20236 min read

King Kun’s reign to continue as Jesus resurrects City’s fortunes

Sergio Aguero is heading to Real Madrid this summer... just like he was in 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 and 2016 according to the brown stuff...

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Jan 5, 20235 min read

Pep wants to unravel PGMOL puzzler

Pep Guardiola is becoming increasingly perplexed by the ‘puzzling’ decisions of Premier League referees. His frustration at what might be...

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Jan 5, 20236 min read

Pep's Christmas pillow talk

Question: What does the man, widely regarded as the best manager in world football, want this Christmas? Answer: Luxurious bed linen....

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